I finished AFFC~~~~idek
discussions under the cut spoilers I guess?
1. needs moar Arianne, fiercest queen-to-be of my heart who is my goddamn favorite and if I hear you talking shit about her I will literally run you through with a spear okay? okay
2. WHEN I LEARNED WHO ARIANNE WAS ORIGINALLY BETROTHED TO I GASPED but then I laughed because that marriage wouldn’t last a goddamn second before Arianne was like “fuck your shit” and killed him herself if it hadn’t been done already :’)
3. needs moar Dorne in general
4. I am Sarella/Arellas (C’MON, GRRM, THAT IS SOME ZELDA-SHEIK STUFF YOU GOT GOING THERE) and she is me basically
5. If Asha is not the eventual ironborn queen I am going to stab everything because she is the only one who is at all tolerable among ANY of them: Euron is a douche, Victarion blames other people for shit he did (pet peeeeve!), and Auron is just too religious to even bother with and they all need to just stfu and bend the knee to Asha KAY BYE
6. SANSA MY SWEET, MY DARLING; honestly I love this child but people have GOT to stop promising her to marry different men. I just want her to be happy and right now a husband would not make me happy for her but we will see about her latest betrothed I suppose?
7. God help me but Myrcella and Tommen are precious darlings and I love them and thank God they did not take after ANY of their parents (including Robert)
8. That being said Cersei wormed her way into my heart too despite everything because LADY MACBETH PARALLEL FEEEELS
9. Jaime you are a goddamn troll and I hate you and never want to see you again basically. If you are going to convince ME that you’re really trying to ~restore your honor~, you need to try a fuckton harder than SENDING SOMEONE ELSE TO FIND YOUR HIGHBORN HOSTAGE WHICH IS A TASK YOU SAID YOUR ENTIRE HONOR RESTS ON I mean really?
10. ilu so much Brienne please be happy one day :’(
11. DIDN’T MISS JON OR BRAN FOR A SECOND LOL OOPS
12. I missed Daenerys though :’(
13. stupid Prince Rhaegar feels magnified by Cersei talking about him I mean shit I almost fell in love with him too what the actual (oh no wait I kinda did grrr) but yeah now I am torn over whether I want him to be the worst or best ever?! I just want a Robert’s Rebellion novel tbqh
14. Love Sam as a character, hate his POVs, done
15. Love Arya as a character, hate the way her arc is just shot to hell by this point because I just want the inevitable Sansa Queen in the North/Arya leader of her Queensguard teamup to happen already. I could not care less about your need to shirk off your identity, ARYA OF HOUSE STARK, WHICH IS YOUR GODDAMN NAME AND YOU’D BEST REMEMBER IT and no. JUST NO.
16. Lots of religion in this book! It was interesting but also a little tiring because I don’t remember asking for their theology, GRRM, I honestly didn’t
17. This book made me realize I can go a long time without seeing Tyrion and not care about him LOL OOPS
18. ?????
19. profit?
Overall it’s not my favorite but what’re you gonna do
NEEDS MOAR DORNE/ARIANNE THOUGH
